Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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