We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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