I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
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