I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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