why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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