let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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