Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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