It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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