Duck Duck Cougar?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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