turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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