Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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