ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Randomize
