the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
