Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I don't deserve a penis
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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