Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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