UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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