your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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