you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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