i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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