We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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