I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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