My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
He shit in the fireplace
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