I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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