Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
