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rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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