if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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