i don't plan on having that self control this summer
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
