I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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