Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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