Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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