11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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