This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
The adults are the big ones right?
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