I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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