i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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