You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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