worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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