Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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