your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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