If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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