Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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