I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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