Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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