There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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