Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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