She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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