Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
It's blow job season.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I have tasted many bathrooms
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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