Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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