I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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