She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
They have beer where we have blood.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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