I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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