Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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