I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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